bloodlube:

people who need to be cold to sleep let me ask you this:

how will you survive when you inevitably go to hell 

How the signs respond to “I love you”

shitthesignssay:

Aries- I love you MORE
Taurus-really?
Gemini- I love… cake.
Cancer- for how long?
Leo-  Well, why wouldn’t you?
Virgo- Thank you
Libra- I have to pee.
Scorpio- Mhm
Sagittarius- No, I love YOUUUUU
Capricorn- I know.
Aquarius- What even is love?
Pisces- Huh?