things to note in Cristiano’s ALS Ice Bucket challenge

marcelovieira:

  • the world’s most marketable, marketed, & famous footballer filmed his ALS Ice Bucket challenge on a fukin potato. The grainy pixellated quality brought an onrush of nostalgia for all the impressively shitty RM match livestreams I’ve beatifically suffered thru. 10/10 
  • He filmed the ALS Ice Bucket challenge in nothing but his own underwear. as in, not the underwear he was just wearing at the moment, but a pair of sleek black briefs from his OWN UNDERWEAR LINE
  • He does his stupid goober old-man two-thumbs-up and cheesy-grin thing like 3 times just sitting there in his own underwear for no real reason
  • He challenged BEYONCE, JENNIFER LOPEZ, and “Little Wayne” 
  • FABIO POURED A BUCKET OF ICE WATER AS LARGE AS HIMSELF OVER CRISTIANO, FAITHFUL HEDGEHOG THAT HE IS

goodbye

foxnewsofficial:

i was really sleepy at the airport earlier and i walked through the juventus football team without knowing who they were even though they were all wearing juventus shirts and people were taking selfies with them my brother reckons i said “sorry” to Pirlo

you are so useless jordan! you could’ve at least took a picture with marchisio and/or pirlo smh